And everyone keeps on mentioning church and these two guys get into a punch-up about who’s a Jew and who’s an atheist.
It’s like, god, what bloody weird planet are you people living in? It’s like America or something. No one actually cares about religion anymore, do they??
And Jamie Dornan is way too hot to be a convincing serial killer.It’s like, damn, I wish he’d strangle me with them nice arms.
(Source: yurilyawesome, via chadleymacguff)
Technology. Not my forté.
Does anyone else think that Farid Mammadov
looks like Derek Hale from Teen Wolf?
Y/Y?
I didn’t want to say this when I was watching it last night…
Romania, U WAZ ROBBED!
I’ve been trying to ring my father for the past couple of weeks, but haven’t been able to get through. Mostly because he works in a mine, driving a truck underground for 20 hours a day. Then at the end of these shifts he goes to sleep in a tent for 12 hours. He does this for three weeks a month.
Did I mention he’s doing this in the outback?
When my mother found out about this she rang me just to say “He’s sixty at the end of this year! He’s too old for that!” But you could totally tell the undertone was like “Ugh, why did I marry so far down the social ladder? I should have stayed with that son of the Iranian millionaire!”
Did I mention my parents got married when my mum was on the rebound?
I'm not sure what this button does so I'm gonna just press it repeatedly and hope no one notices.
-24
-London
-New Zealand born
-Failing at life spectacularly well
Frank Grimes was right
They live in a palace!
That master bedroom is fucking huge!!!
A riveting and somewhat titillating look into the life of a mothering hen trying her best to raise her disabled chickletts, among...
Federal Labor reached a new low in the polls this week, with the female unmarried...
BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed
There has to be some...
The last two students at the Year 10 formal not dancing, Mr. Abbott and Ms. Gillard pretend they don’t see each other.
